No, I didn't misspell the title, LOL! Below is an abbreviated history of how I came to know about assclowns and the farce that is Lukendra.
About two years ago I became a fan of Lukass Rossi from watching the Rockstar:Supernova TV show. I am not at all proud of this fact. I invested money and time on someone who did not, and still does not deserve it.
Everything was going fine in the fandom until Lukass began to diddle a porn actress. For the record, I don't have a vendetta against women who decide to do porn, although I think it is a stupid choice, and they have to live with the consequences. Besides, I've done some awful things that I am not proud of myself, but I did change my ways and never dabbled in the old ways again. This woman, however, claimed to be a born again Christian, yet every word and action exhibited is very much the opposite. She was still selling her services online and fucking Kevin Federline while he was still married to Britney, after claiming to be a Christian. I don't respect that, no. This is when she became a blip on our radar. When I say we had no respect for this trash, I mean we loathed her. All of us. Not solely because of hardcore porn, or the Jerry Springer set up, or fucking married men, or selling her dirty panties online, or having Bible pages shoved up her ass by clowns. No, we hated how it was affecting Lukass.
The porn ho decided to get all up in the fans' faces, so she went online causing fights at various forums, which we later learned she has done with other Z-list celebs. Online fighting was clearly her M.O. At first, we thought surely Lukass must not know, that he would never allow such blatant career suicide from this trashy association. Still, there was that inkling that maybe he did know. Now, you would think after one second, he would realize that pissing off his fan base is not only very uncool, but a dumbass move of colossal proportions, yet it persisted and became worse. Many of us grumbled privately through chat that she was creating drama for no good reason, ruining Lukass' big break and spoiling our fun. We blamed and hated her, then we realized that he was indeed allowing this. The fandom became extremely disgruntled.
Many of us felt the porn ho would be history after he saw her true colors. Six months later he married the ho. Blech. Who marries a porn ho?! Her shenanigans continued. Some of us asked legitimate questions on the forums about her detrimental involvement in his career and the moderators banned some and/or told others to STFU. "Do not discuss Lukass' private life" we were told, even though the bitch was all up in our shit, broadcasting that we were ugly, jealous bitches from her myspace page. Fans began to exit and say, "I'm done with this bullshit." We found out later that the fan site owner only wanted to suck up to the Rossi's to get them to post there. The Rossi's posted there on rare occasions and there were but a handful of fans left. So yeah, driving away the fans made a whole lotta sense. *smirk*
I was still hopeful a year into it, as were some others, that Lukass would come to his senses. Soon, it became apparent that Lukass did not deserve my hard earned cash or respect. At the same time, another group of disgruntled ex-fans created a blog to satisfy their need to speak the truth about Lukass when no other forums would allow them to. I was told of their blog by a fellow fan and felt an immediate connection. They spoke the truth publicly. Nothing was off limits. Before their blog came along, I and my group had been driven underground to private chats.
With this new blog I wanted a certain identity that matched the mood I was in from this farce I had fallen for. As I was trying to come up with a suitable name, the full-of-shit musician aka Lukass Rossi, had gone and done the unthinkable: publicly humiliating the much-loved webmaster of the Bored & Gorgeous web site on a main fan forum. The B&G web site was dedicated to him and his music, free of charge. It was a labor of love. This woman devoted hours of her time and hard earned money to promote his sorry ass, doing a beautiful job in the process. It was, hands down, the best fan site out there. Everyone was unanimous on that. His insult of her was public, cruel, and unapologetic. Naturally, more fans became disenchanted for the final time. After the Bored & Gorgeous debacle a mass exodus ensued, never to return to his fandom. B&G acknowledged the slap down with one graciously worded post and quietly took the site down. I hope it made his head spin. Thus, my new identity, Disturbed and Gorgeous was born. I have been this persona ever since.
About two years ago I became a fan of Lukass Rossi from watching the Rockstar:Supernova TV show. I am not at all proud of this fact. I invested money and time on someone who did not, and still does not deserve it.
Everything was going fine in the fandom until Lukass began to diddle a porn actress. For the record, I don't have a vendetta against women who decide to do porn, although I think it is a stupid choice, and they have to live with the consequences. Besides, I've done some awful things that I am not proud of myself, but I did change my ways and never dabbled in the old ways again. This woman, however, claimed to be a born again Christian, yet every word and action exhibited is very much the opposite. She was still selling her services online and fucking Kevin Federline while he was still married to Britney, after claiming to be a Christian. I don't respect that, no. This is when she became a blip on our radar. When I say we had no respect for this trash, I mean we loathed her. All of us. Not solely because of hardcore porn, or the Jerry Springer set up, or fucking married men, or selling her dirty panties online, or having Bible pages shoved up her ass by clowns. No, we hated how it was affecting Lukass.
The porn ho decided to get all up in the fans' faces, so she went online causing fights at various forums, which we later learned she has done with other Z-list celebs. Online fighting was clearly her M.O. At first, we thought surely Lukass must not know, that he would never allow such blatant career suicide from this trashy association. Still, there was that inkling that maybe he did know. Now, you would think after one second, he would realize that pissing off his fan base is not only very uncool, but a dumbass move of colossal proportions, yet it persisted and became worse. Many of us grumbled privately through chat that she was creating drama for no good reason, ruining Lukass' big break and spoiling our fun. We blamed and hated her, then we realized that he was indeed allowing this. The fandom became extremely disgruntled.
Many of us felt the porn ho would be history after he saw her true colors. Six months later he married the ho. Blech. Who marries a porn ho?! Her shenanigans continued. Some of us asked legitimate questions on the forums about her detrimental involvement in his career and the moderators banned some and/or told others to STFU. "Do not discuss Lukass' private life" we were told, even though the bitch was all up in our shit, broadcasting that we were ugly, jealous bitches from her myspace page. Fans began to exit and say, "I'm done with this bullshit." We found out later that the fan site owner only wanted to suck up to the Rossi's to get them to post there. The Rossi's posted there on rare occasions and there were but a handful of fans left. So yeah, driving away the fans made a whole lotta sense. *smirk*
I was still hopeful a year into it, as were some others, that Lukass would come to his senses. Soon, it became apparent that Lukass did not deserve my hard earned cash or respect. At the same time, another group of disgruntled ex-fans created a blog to satisfy their need to speak the truth about Lukass when no other forums would allow them to. I was told of their blog by a fellow fan and felt an immediate connection. They spoke the truth publicly. Nothing was off limits. Before their blog came along, I and my group had been driven underground to private chats.
With this new blog I wanted a certain identity that matched the mood I was in from this farce I had fallen for. As I was trying to come up with a suitable name, the full-of-shit musician aka Lukass Rossi, had gone and done the unthinkable: publicly humiliating the much-loved webmaster of the Bored & Gorgeous web site on a main fan forum. The B&G web site was dedicated to him and his music, free of charge. It was a labor of love. This woman devoted hours of her time and hard earned money to promote his sorry ass, doing a beautiful job in the process. It was, hands down, the best fan site out there. Everyone was unanimous on that. His insult of her was public, cruel, and unapologetic. Naturally, more fans became disenchanted for the final time. After the Bored & Gorgeous debacle a mass exodus ensued, never to return to his fandom. B&G acknowledged the slap down with one graciously worded post and quietly took the site down. I hope it made his head spin. Thus, my new identity, Disturbed and Gorgeous was born. I have been this persona ever since.
Since RS:Supernova disbanded, The Assclowns went on a laughable "National Tour" in 2007 consisting of pathetic dives, where the ho's biggest job was shushing the crowd and making fun of fans behind their backs. They also managed to piss off a local band in one of the dives which the dissed band publicly posted about on their myspace. A revolving door of musicians and people have also been a mainstay in the Assclown dramedy. They've now formed a new band, which I will not name, and it sounds like the same recycled emo crap from before.
So, there you have it. My first experience on a fan forum. It has made me tougher and also wary of who I devote my time and money to. I don't know why I continue to snark on the Assclowns. Maybe it's because they keep supplying us with material that begs to be snarked on. I'm sure I'll stop one day, but for now, I will play the game until I don't want to play anymore.
